Canadian Bison!

Now I know what you're thinking...Timmy's gone and lost his mind. That's a birdie! But let me explain myself...

Mommy went to the zoo with her friends and when they went to see the Bison, all that they saw was a gaggle of geese! So they joked and said they were the rare and unusual Canadian Bison :) See? Makes sense now right?



OK so I was looking out the window when I heard this big loud honking sound! I looked across the street and saw a Canadian Goose! It wasn't alone either...there was a bunch of them! These birdies are about the same size as me so I don't think I wanna mess with them. I heard that they have some strange thing in their beaks that allows them to shred things. I wouldn't want to get caught by one of them! I also know that these geese eat 12 hours a day! Amazing!

No wonder they go poop so much! I think they're rude birdies though. Like most birdies, they don't care where they go but c'mon...they hang out in gangs so it's like a poopie massacre! Yuk! Mommy said that she doesn't like going for walks around the lake a'cause she might step in it. That's yucky!

Across the street from us, there's beans that hit little white balls with sticks and the Canadian Geese like to hang out over there. They do it so much that the beans that own the place got upset and put a strange device in to scare the birdies away. It sees that they're hanging out and then makes a big kaboomie noise and sends them flyin! I think it's really funny :) Tangie is not as impressed.