Shtinky Phooey!

I was resting in my perch tonight while my Momma was watching the talking box. The sun thing had just went to bed for the night and I was sniffing the good fresh air out the front window. All of a sudden, there was a shtinky odiferous smell in the air! I looked down and where Momma had filled the birdie seed feeder, there was something moving! See? It am a little skunkie! I think it's gotta be like half my size and then some! I kept staring at it until Momma looked out the window and sawed it too! My photographer decided to try and get some photos of it...

I sawed it with my keen poodin eyes! It was Mr. Shtinky! A'cause I was twice the size of that little stinker, I knew I could have taken him on but Momma said it wasn't a good idea. She turned the front light on so that she could see it better. It didn't have the normal colorings like you see on the talking box sometimes. It had a spot on it's tail and a bit of white on it's back in a V shape. It was feeding of the birdie seed that Momma spilled on the ground. I didn't know they liked that kinda stuff! I sure hope it comes back a'cause when it spotted my photographer and me, it took off!